Dis my bored as fuck at work post
The ‘we was gonna go to the fair but it looked shit so we went and sat on a mini pier and got slush puppies’ selfies.
So today I was getting my Highcross discount card cause of my work in John Lewis, and the guy was like ‘I’m trying to get everyone to do a fun pose, fancy it?’ He was nice so I said yes and now can I handle everyone laughing at me when I see it? I’m not quite sure!
In less than 24 hours I have gone from buying sexy underwear to buying £2 Topshop simpsons underwear. I am literally unreal.